My house would probably be one of the safest in teh world. You should see just how much friggin dired goods we have, not so much to prepare, as much as we buy all this shit and are too lazy to fix it and end up eating out.
Plus my collection of boomstickery would make this a giant rural(according to UPS who charged Bruce extra to ship me something when there are 75k people in the area) fortress.
HELL YEAH!!! Can't wait till they come and try to get me. I'll grab my secondary bug out bag. (main one is always in the truck) and head to work. HOME DEPOT BABY. I day dream about dropping a fridge on a zombie. Maybe give the hi power lawn mower a try. Maybe mix up some concrete and pour it on them. HAHHA sell it off as zombie art. I'll save my ammo when danger close.
I told a guy at a gun store today that I want to live my life prepared for what I call “Condition: Zombie”. Then I stated “The way I see it, if you can live through a zombie epidemic…then you should be ready for just about anything.” He just looked at me like I was an idiot.