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#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're
on the road.

#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably
let you try it out a few times.

#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a
backup.

#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3. A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.





And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....




#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN
 

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Janq said:
Only thing though, it's far more fun to field strip and lube a girl than a gun.

:p

- Janq
Um, that depends on the girl...

There are a few that would NOT fall into the "fun to field strip and lube" category ::: coughcoughhillaryrodhamclintonwheezegag :::
Can't think of a single one though... :wink:

Filthy Rich :twisted:
 

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Hahahaha!

"Rod Ham"

I can imagine ol' Bubba sayin' "I want you to squeal like a pig..." to her in the throes of... :shock: Oh gag. Nevermind...

Sorry about your lunch.

Filthy Rich :twisted:
 

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Damn you saw through my disguise!!


Waco..pretty badass eh? :shoot:

/parodeee
 

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Well I am not a model or anything but I do own a very nice arsenal 8)
 

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GUN GIRL said:
Well I am not a model or anything but I do own a very nice arsenal 8)
They didn't have an addendum for those of us who only apply to a few of those rules or those of us who use guns. :p
;)

7,8,9,10 are the no-gos in my book. ;)
 
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