[Nose Nuggets]

http://www.birkoph.com/Wolf_tshirt.htm


/just read the comments

 

[Gun-Nut]

The comments are funnnnnnnny!
How do you find this stuff?



Comments below:
Don Juan says...
You would not believe the pussy I pull in this thing.


Ol Tripod says...
This shirt is excellent for pulling in husky Native American bitches with diabetes.


nukegoat says...
Its painful how sexy I look in this.


Tomash says...
My power has increased 100 fold with the addition of this shirt to my already vast aresenal of wolf shirts.


Stacy says...
I just saw this guy with this exact same shirt on! He made my pussy all wet


phazlay says...
Five stars for shizzle. I went from nerdy internet boy, to ladies man overnight. Thanks wolf sweater.


brownrice says...
if god wore a shirt, this would be the one


Mr. Thermistor says...
i am insanely annoying and am not worthy of a sacred Wolf Shirt


Throwdest says...
Nothing more beautiful then a girl in a Wolf shirt and panties.


Fazle says...
Even I have one.


teh win says...
Excellent roaming shirt out in the dessert. Gets you great reception for your cell phone as well.


Fazle says...
"Born to Bone" is more like it when you wear this fucker around.


Tom12 says...
My cawk grew 3 inches ever since i bought this bad ass shirt now my girl cant get enough of my 4 inch penis.


Dodgeboy says...
My last GF was stolen by a man who had a Wolf shirt for each day of the weak.


Mike Vinson says...
yeah my bitch gives it to me every night now that i'm decked out in this shit


Fazle says...
This shirt is amazing. I had to upgrade the servers because the traffic was just too high. I donned my suit of armor (this shirt) and marched to my tribal stomping grounds. I walked into the Dell warehouse, borrowed a forklift, grabbed what I needed, but then I was stopped by a security guard. He asked, "Who are you, and what are you doing here?" I replied, "I am the Fazle. I'm here to obtain new equipment for my various projects." He said, "Buddy you know you gotta pay for those, right?" I stood up, pointed to my shirt, and said with great glee, "Dude. Look." He cowered back into his booth where he sat amazed at the awesomeness he had just witnessed.


Hicksu says...
Awesome shirt! Would do business with again!


Roflcopter says...
Omg I got into a gangbang with a pack of hawt wolves because of this sexy shirt.


red^star says...
Someone was giving this as a Secret Santa gift, and I made sure I was the one to get it. Now everyone's pissed, but all the guys are flapping their meat at me. Thanks Wolf Shirt!


Shapedoctor says...
I like this wolf shirt because wolves and shirts are shapes.


baby jesus says...
my friend bought me this shirt for xmas as a joke so i decided to wear it out one night. and HO-LEE-FUCKING-SHIT, you could not believe how many bitches were smiling at me and growling and pawing/scratching at my eye area. this shirt must really be a pussy magnent. thankyou wolfs... for allowing me to finally touch girls!!! fast shipment, great communication AAAAAA+++++++++


Timmy says...
i have to carry a stick with me now to swat away all the bitches. I love this shirt


Black Jesus says...
Some people say that my father created Earth in 7 days.. he created the wolf shirt before he even began to think about making the world.


OMG says...
This shirt cured my Aids!


[email protected] says...
There is no way our shirt cured aids.


www.doodle.com says...
I finally have a garment fine enough to be married in thank you everythingwolf.


Mikel says...
Typically I get laughed at because I'm a midget. When I put on this shirt I automatically can add 5 inches to my size!


Robert E. Lee says...
I got destroyed by Grant because he was wearing a wolf shirt. I was warned by my esteemed colleagues that I, too should don a wolf shirt (or a bear shirt at the very least) to go head to head against Grant. I gave these suggestions no thought, and look where I am now. I'm dead. Should've gotten this shirt. Damn.


Mr Wolf says...
Let us commence a journey into the much travelled topic of wolf shirts. There are many factors which influenced the development of wolf shirts. Remarkably wolf shirts is heralded by shopkeepers and investment bankers alike, leading many to state that it is yet to receive proper recognition for laying the foundations of democracy. The juxtapositioning of wolf shirts with fundamental economic, social and political strategic conflict draws criticism from so called 'babies', whom I can say no more about due to legal restrictions.


lim f(x)= f(a) says...
BEST SHIRT EVER! I got one for Christmas and THAT NIGHT I met this sweet thick black girl, my little "Angel" so to speak. Thank you wolf shirt, this put the "sparkle" back in my life!


Andrew says...
No words can describe how amazing the wolf shirt is, so I won't say anything more. Nothing.


Wolf Man says...
Walking down the street in this shirt people lean down and praise me like I am black man holding a gun to their head.


reese says...
When people see you in this shirt they know your SERIOUS. They dont fuck around.


michael j fox says...
my dick grew 2 inches with this bad boy.


Chuck says...
Overall this is a pretty good shirt. I am very partial to the bonus graphics on my arms. This way people looking at me from the side can still see that roaming is what is was born to do. My only problems were that it shrank in the wash making it slightly tight in the chest, and that it is missing an eagle or bear for added punch. Still, this is definitly worth your purchase of you are a serious Wolf shirt collector.


customerhappy says...
The shirt cured my acne and i grew 2 inches and gained 50lbs of pure muscle. Im a beast now thanks to this shirt.


I LOVE IT IDB!!!! OT says...
Everytime I wear this shirt people ask me if I love it idb, I tell them yes immediatly. OT Dedans Blague


George W. Bush says...
I wouldn't be such a shitty president if I had some damn wolf shirts.


Dendrophilliac says...
This shirt is made with bits of real wolves!


Avatar says...
No more dingleberries! THANK YOU WOLF SHIRT! :bowdown:


Cheese says...
This shirt helped tide over my wolf fetish for a while


Inside-Joke Man says...
Love it. My inside jokes per day count went way up. In the morning, you the administrator of this will understand NONE of these reviews. Because they are all inside jokes. And I'm stupid.


Tard Carnival says...
I love my Wolf shirt, I wear it everyday. One time I thought I had lost it and I got so mad I destroyed my computer keyboard in frustration. I thought my sex life was over. Luckily my roommate just borrowed it so he could score some action too. I just bought him his own shirt for christmas, can't wait till school's back in session!


Lil' Conner says...
If only I had worn this shirt when my dad took us fishing, maybe mom and I would have made it to shore. Love you Op, love you Ant!


Michael J. Fox says...
It cured my shakes!


Wesley Willis says...
Suck a wolves funky ass


ladies man says...
this shirt is off the hook yo! all dem bitches bow to my greatness. I can't even get out of the bed anymore with this sexy beast of a shirt. I love it


Cactus says...
This shirt is made with bits of real wolf!


WOLFMAN!!! says...
Thanks to your shirt, I now have 97, count em, 97 venereal diseases from every twat i've tapped since I bought your shirt. Even though I'm in a wheelchair and dripping with VD's, losing all my hair and my penis looks like something out of a sci-fi horror flick, my cum-stained wolf shirt still brings in the pussy.


Terminator says...
Da key to the fucha.. is wolf shirts.


Jesus says...
I was crucified in this shirt, and it was the reason i was resurrected!


Wolfenstein says...
I have THREE TIMES as many STD's compared to when I didnt own this shirt! Thankyou so much Wolf Howl Animal preserve!


Yahweh says...
I own a wolf shirt.


asdas says...
Im now the most popular kid in school. Thanks Everythingwolf


mike says...
serious question. are these shirts machine washable? i dont want to risk washing away is magical pussy magnent powers.


Jake says...
This shirt is the only reason why i got hired at McDonald's. I'm Lovin It.


Kire says...
My ma wouldn't let me alone when I got this shirt, she kicked pa out of the trailer and my sister keeps grabbing my manhood. Thanks wolf shirt!


Picasso says...
Some people may have you think I painted portraits of various things. My efforts were 100% devoted to painting wolf shirts and various legendary people wearing wolf shirts. I, myself owned several wolf shirts. I cut off my ear because all of my wolf shirts were in the wash and I was beyond frustrated.


Truth says...
OMG !!! I can walk on water now.. FUCKING AWESOME!!!!


Subliminal012 says...
This wolf shirt is great. Something is implanted in it, before I knew it, I was hitting some red riding hood pussy.


wolfSEXXOR says...
I LOOOOOOVE this wolfshirt, i LOOOOOOOOVE getting boned in the ass when i wear it! my life partner loves it when i GROWL while taking it in the ass with my WOLF shirt on, ARF ARF ARF i say. BYE BYE

This is only half of them.

 

[Nose Nuggets]

/struggling to type through the laughter

asdas says...
Im now the most popular kid in school. Thanks Everythingwolf

 

[Adler]

I think I just popped a funny fuze. I laughed until I started hacking.

 

[Bobula]

my fav
"OMG says...
This shirt cured my Aids!


[email protected] says...
There is no way our shirt cured aids. "

 

[Janq]

A perverse part of me wants to order one of these damn 'wolf' shirts and then drive down to a backwoods outback jack type watering hole with pickups and Harleys parked out front.
I wonder how fast the hos would roll up on me and the men folk would either bow down or get all froggy.

- Janq cannot believe this shit just might be for real

 

[DJ 9iron]

Dude, Janq, this is daily standards for my locals. In school, you couldn't go a day without at least one kid wearing some kind of "wolf" shirt. Most popular was one posed on a ledge or something with either lightening bolts or a half moon in the background.

Uggghh.

<--- Would only wear one to an NYC club to be retro chic.

 

[xxG3xx]

lmfao!

 

[fatcat]

Looks to be the result of a 4chan raid..

 

[Janq]

DJ9,

I am straight up right now laughing out loud...lightening bolts!

- Janq

 

[Nose Nuggets]

yeah i got that one too

 

[MrMcCrackin]

god damn it


im goin to have to get one now - its summer time and all the bitches are in heat!

 

[fatcat]

yeah i got that one too

HAHA! I know someone with a shirt just like that!

 

[Nose Nuggets]

damn i found a competitor.

http://www.foulmouthshirts.com/Poli...Speak-English-Or-Get-The-Fuck-Out-T-shirt.htm

 

[fatcat]

damn i found a competitor.

http://www.foulmouthshirts.com/Poli...Speak-English-Or-Get-The-Fuck-Out-T-shirt.htm

holy shit I saved that link, I want that shirt...

 

[Nose Nuggets]

im ordering one for every day of the week!

 

[hugh g. rection]

well boys,after reading them reviews i got me one of them wolf shirts.i got it in the mail the other day and figured id put it on and go show the old lady at work.i got down there to the old ladys work and showed her my new pimp wolf shirt, and she got so wet youda thought her water just broke.she said she was as excited as white trash in the wal-mart.she then proceded pull out my cock and blow me off in the express lane at the piggly wiggly.

 

[fatcat]

^^^ Im totaly ordering one of these...

 

[Janq]

I was in town Sunday at my local CVS to buy the Washington Post when lo and behold guess what is being worn on the white male standing in line directly in front of me?

Yep...a wolf shirt.
Real and in the flesh!

I very seriously had to choke down my snickers as I immediately thought of this thread and how much red snapper that guy must get thrown at him.

I almost tapped him on the shoulder to comment how sweet his shirt was, but then figured nah as he'd think I'm making a pass at him or something.
OMG!1 The wolf shirt is so powerful it's turned me into the gay!! 8O

- Janq

 

[MrMcCrackin]

^^


wow - its far more powerful than i first thought


ghey - really?


just wow - i wonder if donald trump knows about this?