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Ok, a couple of these are just stupid, but I got a good laugh out of it in general. Thought I should share with the rest of the class.

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the humor candy is pretty sweet fer both sides of the fence on the internet lol.. that list is pretty gnarly.
Oh... Dont even get me started on a 3 page rant on libs.... I do it all the time, trust me... I have to hold myself back from this one because I lose it when I hear how RETARDED they are.


- Janq is what most would consider to be a liberal, but hates tofu and likes guns
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Janq said:


- Janq is what most would consider to be a liberal, but hates tofu and likes guns

Good to see another like myself on the boards. :D I wouldn't consider myself what most people now consider a 'Liberal', more of a Moderate Democrat. I don't like granola, hate tofu, and loath people like Dean. But I don't like the religious right, and believe in personal rights, whether that be gun ownership or gay marriage. It's not just black or white. There is always a gray area. The huge devide that the far right and far left are creating will get us nowhere.

-Chris
America...the victim of a de facto 2 party system. 2 parties full of idiots.
Let's make our own party. The gunatics party.

No, just kidding.

We could, however, make another party at any time with enough money... ;)
bassplayrr said:
Good to see another like myself on the boards. :D I wouldn't consider myself what most people now consider a 'Liberal', more of a Moderate Democrat. I don't like granola, hate tofu, and loath people like Dean. But I don't like the religious right, and believe in personal rights, whether that be gun ownership or gay marriage. It's not just black or white. There is always a gray area. The huge devide that the far right and far left are creating will get us nowhere.
Ditto Chris and very much agreed.

- Janq
Mikkito said:
Let's make our own party. The gunatics party.

No, just kidding.

We could, however, make another party at any time with enough money... ;)
That is a damn good idea. You've got my vote.
We've got such a party- Libertarian. It's the "leave me the fuck alone" party. :)
Personally, I count myself as a "Shadrotarian". It's the best political party of them all.
I used to think I was Republican, then i realized I was waaaaay to far to the conservative side for the repubs. Libertarian will probably be how I re-register to vote next time I move.

I'm just a goof-ball on issues. I'm all for smoking pot, treat it like alcohol. 21+ to purchase/consume, DUI and public intox for being an ass

Obviously for state's rights because the Fed is just a wee bit too big.

Abortion? Roll with it. If you're stupid enough to get knocked up in high school or while you're hooked on crack, please by all means have an abortion, we don't need anymore people like you in this country.

NFA? Hell remove all restrictions on firearms and CCW (Please leave them for destructive devices, ie; explosives) Folks might get a bit nicer when you never know who will be hiding a G18 under their coat.

Just push Kalipornia off the map. Let the normal people move to another state, push all the kooks and movie stars off the map.

Anyways, I've just got some screwed up ideas. Don't mind me.
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Bham, I'm kinda the same way.

Take conservative and take away all "moral" and social conservative stuff and that's me.

Just enough government to keep us going, not enough to screw us up. Pro choice, pro gay marriage, pro whatever it is that Pat Robertson is against.

Obviously very pro gun and pro freedom. :)
jamz said:
Bham, I'm kinda the same way.

Take conservative and take away all "moral" and social conservative stuff and that's me.

Just enough government to keep us going, not enough to screw us up. Pro choice, pro gay marriage, pro whatever it is that Pat Robertson is against.

Obviously very pro gun and pro freedom. :)
Eh, Gay Marriage.... Not so much. Gay Unions/partners/LLC's/whatever you want to call them other than marriage, Perfectly fine by me.

Marriage has been man and woman for thousands and thousands of years, just leave that word alone, you can pick any other word in the english language and we'll still give ya the exact same legal rights as married folks, just leave the word alone.

Marriage doesn't mean shit to me, but I know it does to lots and lots of folks, so keep their panties out of a wad and leave that word alone. I don't know of anyone who's against Gay unions or whatever you want to call them, just gay marriage (bar Pat Robertson, he's F'ing strange.)

Although I would expand the government to include a licensing program to have kids. I mean damn, you gotta be licenesed to drive, but not to breed? How stupid is that?
Bham I'm with you also a former republican (Reagan & Bush I era) but swapped to the dems during the Clinton years as he was damn near perfect aside from having a bitch for a wife, but thats another thread.
Anyway I agree with right down the line except for gay marriage.

The idea and so called sanctity of marriage has been a shame for decades. Folks being married via drive throughs and by persons dressed up as Spock, never mind the sub 7 yr. marriage numbers and divorce rate, getting divorces processed online, people getting anullments after being married for years if not mere days, married persons wife swapping and co-trolling for third and fourth parties via AdultFreakFinder.fuk and more.
With all that going on the idea of George Michael marrying Elton John or who ever and less than glam lesbians living, loving and sharing everything amongst each other legally and in same relational concept as me isn't all that alarming. I mean jeebus even Michael Jackson has been married, twice.

I'm all for the environment, ecology and conservation and using common sense but at the same time red meat is good and Ted Nugent as well as others should be allowed to hunt, fish and trap game with out being browbeat as long as they aren't endangering animals like they did back in the day with buffalo and wolves. My only exception to that would be squirrels and deer as they are no use to anyone not even themselves.

As based on todays political landscape that puts me left of you though we're both to either major party a pair of pariahs. :p

- Janq currently registered for the first time ever as 'Independent'
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BhamRoadrunner said:
I used to think I was Republican, then i realized I was waaaaay to far to the conservative side for the repubs. Libertarian will probably be how I re-register to vote next time I move.

I'm just a goof-ball on issues. I'm all for smoking pot, treat it like alcohol. 21+ to purchase/consume, DUI and public intox for being an ass

Obviously for state's rights because the Fed is just a wee bit too big.

Abortion? Roll with it. If you're stupid enough to get knocked up in high school or while you're hooked on crack, please by all means have an abortion, we don't need anymore people like you in this country.

NFA? Hell remove all restrictions on firearms and CCW (Please leave them for destructive devices, ie; explosives) Folks might get a bit nicer when you never know who will be hiding a G18 under their coat.

Just push Kalipornia off the map. Let the normal people move to another state, push all the kooks and movie stars off the map.

Anyways, I've just got some screwed up ideas. Don't mind me.
lol... Same things I say all the time...
fatcat said:
BhamRoadrunner said:
I used to think I was Republican, then i realized I was waaaaay to far to the conservative side for the repubs. Libertarian will probably be how I re-register to vote next time I move.

I'm just a goof-ball on issues. I'm all for smoking pot, treat it like alcohol. 21+ to purchase/consume, DUI and public intox for being an ass

Obviously for state's rights because the Fed is just a wee bit too big.

Abortion? Roll with it. If you're stupid enough to get knocked up in high school or while you're hooked on crack, please by all means have an abortion, we don't need anymore people like you in this country.

NFA? Hell remove all restrictions on firearms and CCW (Please leave them for destructive devices, ie; explosives) Folks might get a bit nicer when you never know who will be hiding a G18 under their coat.

Just push Kalipornia off the map. Let the normal people move to another state, push all the kooks and movie stars off the map.

Anyways, I've just got some screwed up ideas. Don't mind me.
lol... Same things I say all the time...
I actually agree with most of what you said. I do, however, think that there should still be restrictions on firearms, just not as much of a jerk around on it. I think that the background checks and all that shit is a good thing, just that it shouldn't take 5 months to hear back from the ATF on a Form 4. Just pass the background check, register the firearm, and be on your merry way.
Yea I agree with that as well, but I would feel sorry for those NFA owners that payed $13,000 for a used M-16A1 recever.. or $50,000 for a M-249 SAW, or even $250,000-$500,000 for a Minigun. Thats why NFA owners dont even want the ban lifted themselfs. Oh well..... TO BAD FOR THEM! :laugh:
BhamRoadrunner said:
I used to think I was Republican, then i realized I was waaaaay to far to the conservative side for the repubs. Libertarian will probably be how I re-register to vote next time I move.

I'm just a goof-ball on issues. I'm all for smoking pot, treat it like alcohol. 21+ to purchase/consume, DUI and public intox for being an ass

Obviously for state's rights because the Fed is just a wee bit too big.

Abortion? Roll with it. If you're stupid enough to get knocked up in high school or while you're hooked on crack, please by all means have an abortion, we don't need anymore people like you in this country.

NFA? Hell remove all restrictions on firearms and CCW (Please leave them for destructive devices, ie; explosives) Folks might get a bit nicer when you never know who will be hiding a G18 under their coat.

Just push Kalipornia off the map. Let the normal people move to another state, push all the kooks and movie stars off the map.

Anyways, I've just got some screwed up ideas. Don't mind me.
No, you don't. These are very much in line with my Liberservative views. I am slightly to the right only because I feel that in general the Republicans will at least reduce the size and scope of government, even as they try to stick their noses in your bedroom. :mad:

Show me a VIABLE 3rd party libertarian and I'll vote for her. Until then, I hold my nose and vote mostly to the right.
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