If you had a time machine and could travel to any time...

4258 Views 21 Replies 15 Participants Last post by Nose Nuggets, Mar 27, 2006

brucelee

Discussion Starter · Mar 22, 2006

period... Where would you go?

I think I'd go to the year 5000. It'd be cool to see the earth 2000 years ago, etc, but the future makes me horny. And by horny, I mean happy... and by happy, I mean future.

But yes, year 5000 for me.

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Bobula

· #2 · Mar 22, 2006

I'd go see wtf stonehenge was all about, find the people who made it.

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Janq

· #3 · Mar 22, 2006

I'd go back to zero year to see Jesus and get the 411 for real.

- Janq

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gongzero

· #4 · Mar 22, 2006

I'd go back about 30 seconds and avoid clicking on this thread.

-A

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Ben

· #5 · Mar 22, 2006

I'd go back and lend Bill Gates a few grand to start up Microsoft.

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bassplayrr

· #6 · Mar 22, 2006

Janq said:
I'd go back to zero year to see Jesus and get the 411 for real.

- Janq

Same here. I want the straight poop on what happened.

-Chris

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Scirion

· #7 · Mar 22, 2006

I'd go forward to Saturday, watch the Lottery/PowerBall numbers on the news, then come back, and buy a ticket with those numbers.

Or, go back a few years and teach myself what NOT to do in life.

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Adler

· #8 · Mar 23, 2006

Id go back to 1916 to Swittzerland and shoot V I Lenin straight in his motherfucking bald head.

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Damn Yankee

· #9 · Mar 23, 2006

I'd go to the Revoloutionary War....and I'd take a BAR and tons of ammo and mow down Redcoats like a John Deere mows fields.

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Filthy Rich

· #10 · Mar 23, 2006

I would go back in time and kick baby Hitler for a field goal...

Seriously though, I would trapse back to the early seventies, bet some big bucks on sporting events so as to rake in some massive dinero, then I would buy every rare muscle car I could [Hemi 'Cuda convertible, etc] and store them in a warehouse...

Oh and of course I would also buy every damned machine gun I could get my hands on pre-'86 and place them into a huge vault

Travel back to the here and now and voila! Instant Mega Multi Millionare with a "knack" for getting the super-rare cars!

Filthy Rich :twisted:

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Adler

· #11 · Mar 23, 2006

Filthy Rich said:
I would go back in time and kick baby Hitler for a field goal...

Seriously though, I would trapse back to the early seventies, bet some big bucks on sporting events so as to rake in some massive dinero, then I would buy every rare muscle car I could [Hemi 'Cuda convertible, etc] and store them in a warehouse...

Oh and of course I would also buy every damned machine gun I could get my hands on pre-'86 and place them into a huge vault

Travel back to the here and now and voila! Instant Mega Multi Millionare with a "knack" for getting the super-rare cars!

Filthy Rich :twisted:

Or I could go shoot Gavrilo Princep and there would be no need to worry about anything concerning ww2 or the cold war.

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Shad

· #12 · Mar 24, 2006

I'd go back just far enough to buy a SHITLOAD of stock in Microsoft. Then I'd come back, cash it out, buy gold with money from stocks, and go back, convert gold back to money, buy even more stock, repeat process about 10 times, and live like a king.

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brucelee

Discussion Starter · #13 · Mar 25, 2006

Adler said:
Id go back to 1916 to Swittzerland and shoot V I Lenin straight in his motherfucking bald head.

Can you imagine the historical reprocusions that would cause! (not that its a bad thing). Just crazy when you think about it. One little action can change the world so much.

But if it wasn't Lenin, it'd be someone else.

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Adler

· #14 · Mar 25, 2006

I doubt it...he was the leader and without him around being the venomous revolutionary the German High Command probably wouldnt have shipped him off in secret back to Russian via Finland and there would probably be a deomcratic Russia, no cold war, and teh list goes on.

I did change my mind to Gavrillo Princep since he was the Serb assassin that started ww1...but on my way back to my time macine I would still stop in Switzerland to shoot Lenin cause I rreally just hate communists.

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Shad

· #15 · Mar 25, 2006

Adding to what I said before, then I'm going to check out the future with some of that gold. I'd want to be the only person in the 21st century with a laser weapon of some kind. Imagine the looks you'd get at the range 8) . Too bad the closest I'm going to get to time travel is taking my sleeping pills. I travel 8-9 hours in the future in an instant!!!

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carney

· #16 · Mar 26, 2006

Filthy Rich said:
I would go back in time and kick baby Hitler for a field goal...

Seriously though, I would trapse back to the early seventies, bet some big bucks on sporting events so as to rake in some massive dinero, then I would buy every rare muscle car I could [Hemi 'Cuda convertible, etc] and store them in a warehouse...

Oh and of course I would also buy every damned machine gun I could get my hands on pre-'86 and place them into a huge vault

Travel back to the here and now and voila! Instant Mega Multi Millionare with a "knack" for getting the super-rare cars!

Filthy Rich :twisted:

i would definately buy all the rare and popular muscle cars, most of the bodys of them now sell for more than the whole car did new

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Adler

· #17 · Mar 27, 2006

Yeah a guy came in to my dads shop about a month ago and offered him 45k for is all original 1932 Ford V8 3 window coupe body and frame.

My dad turned it down for 2 reasons.

1. First car
2. Its worth over 80k finished

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Whitford

· #18 · Mar 27, 2006

Has anyone ever read that short story about the guys who discover time travel and decide to go hunt dinosaurs only to find out they ruin the present by killing a butterfly? I think it's Forsyth..

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