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I seriously hope Tom Cruise Dies...

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a terrible death.

http://www.variety.com/VR1117939918.html

"Seems Comedy Central caved into the Scientologists and Tom Cruise and won't replay the "In the Closet" episode. Tom apparently threatened to not promote "Mission: Impossible 3" over the issue"
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All Praise L. Ron Hubbard....LOL.
I love that episode of south park. tom cruise is a fuckin pussy. i heard about that shit on the radio this morning.
tom cruise might as well marry myspace tom thier both **** and can have herpies together and die.
That sucks, that episode was hilarious.

Kidman: Don’t you think this has gone on long enough? It’s time for you to come out of the closet. You’re not fooling anyone.

haha
What's worse than Cruise is Isaac Hayes. He is a Scientologist/Fool and has quit South Park over their "intolerance towards religion".

Kinda funny that he was fine with several years worth of bashing on Jews and Christians, but when Scientology got made fun of, he became concerned. :roll:
Haha, I just watched the episode again from that link. The ending was almost prophetic with Tom Cruise and the Scientologists threatening to sue.
the guy who does chef's voice is a Scientologist and he quit because of the epsiode
carney said:
the guy who does chef's voice is a Scientologist and he quit because of the epsiode
Is there an echo in here?
You know what that show you since Isaac Hayes quit after that. He wasn't joking around with them before when they bashed jews,catholics,gays and everyone else he was serious and felt that way.
Egan said:
carney said:
the guy who does chef's voice is a Scientologist and he quit because of the epsiode
Is there an echo in here?
sorry i was half asleep and half drunk when i wrote that
Gotta do it!

To paraphrase the Theme From Shaft [by Isaac Hayes]:

"They say that cat Chef believes in Xenu...

SHUT YO MOUTH!

... I was talkin' 'bout Chef!

Baby, we can dig it..."

- or -

"He's a complicated man, and no one understands him but Lord Xenu..."

Oh man, these cheap-ass off-brand religions are lame!

Filthy Rich :twisted:
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Re: Gotta do it!

Filthy Rich said:
Oh man, these cheap-ass off-brand religions are lame!

Filthy Rich :twisted:
'Name Brand' religions are no less lame.

-Chris
Re: Gotta do it!

bassplayrr said:
Filthy Rich said:
Oh man, these cheap-ass off-brand religions are lame!

Filthy Rich :twisted:
'Name Brand' religions are no less lame.

-Chris
Oh, no argument there!

I just think that if somebody gonna let some churchy jerks put a ton of moronic prohibitions on their existence they should at least go with a "Name Brand" religion... Makes it easier to find parts [books, bumpers stickers, etc] for it, kinda like how it is easier to get cool stuff for a Chevy than it is for a Yugo or Kia.

Filthy Rich :twisted:
Hahaha! I can't argue with you there. :)

-Chris
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