Situation I had just a few minutes ago at my own home...
No time for details right now but just 10 minutes ago Mrs. Janq came in from walking the dog to tell me that some "strange" people were in our driveway and harassed her when she came by upon return from her walk with the dog & and the baby and told them to leave.
I was sitting on the couch in the living room reading the paper to my daughter when she came in looking shaken and mad to tell me this. Immediately I got up and went for the front door. Not 15 minutes prior I had taken my gun off for the day, I'd been out running errands all day and was at the range earlier as well, and put it in the safe. I thought to go get it but figured nah it's just propbably some college kids.
Wrong...
Some huge fat bitch and an immediately obvious to me mentally ill person (aka crazy white man!) with his bicycle were standing there on my property talking about "that woman" told us to leave! I rolled out and replied now I'm telling you to leave just as that woman my wife told you to do.
I looked to the fat bitch and said can I help you to which she replied; "No I can back my car out myself". She was driving a 90's generation Lincoln Towncar. So as she begins to get into her car she mumbled something toward me which I did not fully understand. Meanwhile the crazy bike guy is maybe 30' off of me and makes like he's going to start walking toward me as he now begins yelling at the top of his voice that I'm an asshole and mthat my wife is an asshole too (!). I think to myself damn, that crazy guy is going to rush me. So I blade myself to him and think okay all I've got is the folding knife in my front right pocket and there is a tree directly behind me where I tie off the dog. He takes a step toward me then stops to yell profanties at me and stuff about how the town owns 15' of my yard (wrong). He then truns and hops on his bicycle and rides off behind the fat bitch in her car.
My wife with our 5 mo. old in a baby carrier along with my 4 yr. old were standing in our vestibule window watching the whole thing unfold.
While this is still fresh in my mind below are some items that are in my mind:
* I live in a town where there are _alot_ of mentally ill and generally unstable people.
* I know from past experiences that crazy people are unpredictable and when riled very physically strong & durable. This guy was maybe 10 yrs. older than me (a wash), maybe 20 lbs heavier and an inch or two taller. He did not appear to have any weapons on him, but then neither did I to them. Assumption is fubar.
* The fat bitch was a tango too. Had he and I mixed it up she'd likely jump in and she outweighed me by a good 50% and was my height to boot. I could not fight both of them hand to hand at once. One would have to be disabled and quickly so that I could work on the other, just as quickly.
All my wife could do at that point if such a deal went down is to dial 911 and let the dog loose, which I'm not confident she'd have thought to do.
* I purposefully kept distance between myself and the two of them as I walked out. This was wise.
* I walked out the front door, the same door she went in through just seconds prior. That was unwie. I did not look out the window to see how many possible threats/problems I'd have to deal with. She had sais there were "people' as in multiple but I did not slow my roll enough to stop and look at what work I had in front of me. As well I should have come out via a side exit for benefit of surprise which is what I normally do. I'm not sure why I didn't do that this time. That was not smart (!).
I've got to go now as my daughter is calling me for dinner.
In closing though crap happens folks even in otherwise generally very safe areas. Further even when you are generally not a dumbass, you can still make and play dumbass moves even if it's just once...which is just enough to get you hurt.
I lucked out that dude did not charge me becuase then I'd be committed to handle him. If that hand had been forced then I'd not be posting about it right now. I'd be making a statement to the police as to why I cut his ass and stomped with shod feet the other, all up in front of my family in my own damn yard.
BTW loitering on private property is unlawful and if you are told to leave and refuse to do so then that becomes tresspass. I technically could call the cops on biker guy and press charges for assault (verbal) but I have no idea who this person is, where he went, or where he'd come from. Even describing how he looked is tough. White male, black curly hair & bear, very much unshaven look, dirty clothing, 6'3" +/-, approx. 190lbs. in clothing, rudty bike, bad teeth, loud mouth, bad attitude, nuts. Thats like 20% of the population here. :\
- Janq