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One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up -- fireman, mechanic, businessman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth. Little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off his clothes in front of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and make love with him for money."

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercies, then took Little Justin aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"

"No, " the boy said, "He works for the Democratic National Committee and is helping to secure the Nomination of Hillary Clinton in 2008, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."

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Well this is a story not a joke...but here it goes...

I'm in the Army (for a few more days) and with the job I have; I've had the chance to work with the US Secrete Service on Presidential visits. On one mission during the Clinton years at NATO HQ in Kosovo an Agent and I were BS’ing waiting for the Prez to fly in. I asked him how he liked his job and he said it was ok and we started trading war stories…after a while when the subject got around to the Prez’s love life, he stated “The problem is not sneaking girls in the white house for the President. It’s sneaking girls in the white house for the 1st lady.”
 
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