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I was customizing some bullets I had laying what not around the house, you know, carving my initials into them, writing peoples names on them, putting nail polish on them, dipping some in garlic (for the bloodsuckin you know whats - thats right, the demmy crats) and I carved an X into the top of a .308 cartridge and well it blew up right on my grandpa's old kitchin table settin off a few other handloads i was workin on and sparkin up a lil keg o powder i had set on the stovetop. that was a boy howdy at 4 am let me tell you. NEWAYS I did it again and I got it into my rifle before it could blow up but I didn't get outside quick enough and it blasted a hole in my screen durr and went thru a nigh 3 year old sapling thats what dun growin outa my property and this sapling done gone to hell from this crazy bullet what blowing it to hell and all. It was all fallen over and splitered to hell and back and shiet so i said a lil prayer for her and went back inside got my box cutter and carved up another one but this time I cut it sorta sideways so the bullet had speed lines down the side and gave her a kiss wiped the copper n lead splinters off my lips and loaded her up and I shots this dead tree agin.
Anyhoo my question is dis: can you legally, LEGALLY shoots a tomcat or alleycat if it done wander into your personally owned private land that is yours in god's eyes or is the demmycrats gonna write you a ticket for it? For shootin the varmit?
And if you want to say a lil prayer for th tree i'd be olbliged bcause ain't no proper christian god gonna let a tree ugly as that into heaven so pray the tree looks nice when it goes to see jesus amen I wouldn't want to have a tree in hell on my con-chuns .
I was customizing some bullets I had laying what not around the house, you know, carving my initials into them, writing peoples names on them, putting nail polish on them, dipping some in garlic (for the bloodsuckin you know whats - thats right, the demmy crats) and I carved an X into the top of a .308 cartridge and well it blew up right on my grandpa's old kitchin table settin off a few other handloads i was workin on and sparkin up a lil keg o powder i had set on the stovetop. that was a boy howdy at 4 am let me tell you. NEWAYS I did it again and I got it into my rifle before it could blow up but I didn't get outside quick enough and it blasted a hole in my screen durr and went thru a nigh 3 year old sapling thats what dun growin outa my property and this sapling done gone to hell from this crazy bullet what blowing it to hell and all. It was all fallen over and splitered to hell and back and shiet so i said a lil prayer for her and went back inside got my box cutter and carved up another one but this time I cut it sorta sideways so the bullet had speed lines down the side and gave her a kiss wiped the copper n lead splinters off my lips and loaded her up and I shots this dead tree agin.
Anyhoo my question is dis: can you legally, LEGALLY shoots a tomcat or alleycat if it done wander into your personally owned private land that is yours in god's eyes or is the demmycrats gonna write you a ticket for it? For shootin the varmit?
And if you want to say a lil prayer for th tree i'd be olbliged bcause ain't no proper christian god gonna let a tree ugly as that into heaven so pray the tree looks nice when it goes to see jesus amen I wouldn't want to have a tree in hell on my con-chuns .
