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Al-Zarqawi fumbling doofus!

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5/5/2006 - US forces just uncovered a blooper reel of terrorist leader Al-Zarqawi fumbling with his rifle, wearing sneakers and just looking like an overall doofus. It's supposed to be automatic fire. He's shooting single shots. Something is wrong with his machine gun. He looks down, can't figure out, calls his friend to come unblock the stoppage and get the weapon firing again. Obviously the version released by Al-Queda showed him looking fierce and in command. Hes just been reduced from an Ace to a three of clubs.
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hahahahhaha!!! What a bafoon!
Uh, dude there's a thing called a "dress rehersal"

Something about the New Balance sneakers and inability to figure out how to use a gun without assistance just doesn't strike fear into me...

I think it would have been imminently funnier had the doofus puled a Yosemite Sam when the gun jammed [ie looked down the barrel to see why it wasn't spraying lead and getting a fat face full of :::KA-BOOOOM!:::]
but eh whatever.

Personally, I think we should send filmmaker and all-around master baiter/propagandist Michael Moore to Iraq to assist this moron with his next video! I can see it now... "Bowling for Baghdad"... ,Has a nice ring to it! Hell, you could send a whole star-studded cast over and make a real production out of it! [Might wanna get the volunteer list going now... It just HAS to have Alec Baldwin though! He's the Best Actor in the World...]

Oh, and the Best part? They can KEEP all those morons when the movie is completed!!!! Yay!

Filthy Rich :twisted:
Just goes to show you that idiots when in large enough numbers can be a problem.
Adler said:
Just goes to show you that idiots when in large enough numbers can be a problem.
Exactly, I have more respecty for ants. At least they are productive.
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