Let me jump in the zombie bandwagon here!

75% Survivability
67% Kick-ass ability

Not bad for me. When it comes to living in the zombie apocalypse, I think one important aspect is using your favorite weapon. But there are also weird household items that can serve as weapons against zombies. The frying pan is one of them. Mine is a spreader bar. Yep, as in one of the spreader bars here:
https://sexualalpha.com/bdsm-spreader-bar-for-sex/. That is one weird weapon. Ha ha ha.